somone wrote a poem about it – on the internet .
Fecal offender of sidewalk you claim-
pray what manner of beast from who’s body you came
Were it poodle,or spaniel, terrier, or mutt
that expelled you indifferently from it’s canine butt?
And where was the master with negligent scoop
whilst you made your deposit at the foot of my stoop?
But George talks about it best here.
and now that I have exceeded the annual blogger allowance for crap talking and it’s only January, I will have to come up a whole new lingo for the campaign season