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I've been TAGGED.

So, I’m supposed to tell you SEVEN THINGS.
*exhales loudly*

1. I almost got on MTV at a disco in Ibiza until I called my 42 year old friend my girlfriend.

2. I smashed my truck into a Lebaron’s front grille at the gym and didn’t tell anyone then swapped cars with my husband forever.

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Another Way to Say "I'm Fine."

You do it too. You see someone you haven’t seen in a while and remark about their hair, or weight loss or physique. You tell them how great they look and assume this means life is swell.
But what if there were other indicators?

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Memorial Day Memories

Memorial Day Memories

“Feel my head. I usually don’t ask strangers to feel my head but.. well, here.”

“Oooh. It’s got two holes, like a bowling ball.”

“Hey! Over here!

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