I was going to tell you about PORNAMENTS but that will have to wait until tomorrow.. because I have a problem.
Maybe you can help.
I have been reading someone else’s email. And I don’t feel bad about it. See, there is a guy who thinks his wife’s email is MINE, and well, I have about 5 email accounts and just recently discovered this interesting correspondence. Nothing EXTREMELY personal has hit the monitor- yet- but I fear it’s only a matter of time.
This is what I know:
He is a visiting Assistant Professor of Anthropology/Archaeology at a college in UMMM- let’s say the Midwest and She is a biologist specializing in environmental concerns.
They travel- and miss each other- and I bet they play video games, have no kids an enjoy a dark red wine with their pasta.
But I could be wrong.
I do know that I felt a little guilty reading their mail in my mailbox, but now I go every day to look and see what they’re up to, like they are characters in my book and I want to see what happens. That doesn’t make me a bad person, does it?

Problem 2
Someone else erroneously emailed me – on another account- to say they are excited to be renting from me in six months time and want to know where to send the deposit and payment.
This sounds like a hoax, doesn’t it? But what if…